true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
"“One percent of people will always be honest and never steal,” the locksmith said. “Another one percent will always be dishonest and always try to pick your lock and steal your television. And the rest will be honest as long as the conditions are right - but if they are tempted enough, they’ll be dishonest too. Locks won’t protect you from the thieves, who can get in your house if they really want to. They will only protect you from the mostly honest people who might be tempted to try your door if it had no lock”.”"
- ― Dan Ariely (via psych-quotes)
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels